COMPARE

I'm sorry. This is a comparison. Of what you ask? Valentines. The dead one is really funny to me. Sad, but funny. Where is his competitor? Here: (And yes, it is a he)

Lets see. It's a vote. Which ones better? I'll give you facts:

1. The Dead one is funnier

2. The Hoppy one is cuter

3. The Dead one is a physical picture

4. The Hoppy one is a cartoon

5. The Dead one is a photograph

6. The Hoppy one is well, hopping

Do you not know what The Dead one and The Hoppy one is? The one about death and the rabbit who will not GIVE UP? 

Yes. 

Comment which one you think is in general... better